"The Suite Life on Deck" Parrot Island (TV Episode 2008) - Brenda Song as London Tipton

Bailey Pickett : I knew my pig gram would work! It's how they delivered mail in Kettlecorn until 1995.

London Tipton : Let me guess, your phone is two cans and a string?
Bailey Pickett : Look how lush and beautiful this island used to be.

London Tipton : And now it's a dump, so let's get out of here!

Bailey Pickett : It's a dump because your father ruined it, and he should fix it.

Cody Martin : She's right. It's that kind of corporate greed that's destroying the environment.

London Tipton : Wow, I mean, this place really did used to be beautiful.

Mr. Moseby : Yes, and we can all be sad about it on the boat! Come on!

London Tipton : And now that it's not beautiful, Daddy doesn't care anymore... kind of like with his first four wives.
London Tipton : What part of "rescuring" don't you understand?

Mr. Moseby : All of it! It's either "rescuer" or "rescuing."

London Tipton : Well, you're not good at either-er.
Bailey Pickett : The islanders would be so grateful, they might put your picture on their coins.

London Tipton : Oh, do you really think so? Then I could flip myself to decide what shoes to wear!
London Tipton : I'll be like the big sister you've never had!

Bailey Pickett : Actually, I have six big sisters and three little ones.

London Tipton : Wow, your mom needs a hobby!
London Tipton : Improvise, people! I haven't changed my outfit in four hours!

Brenda Song: London Tipton