Most rubbish horror ever.time im not getting back cant beleive i watched it.if anyone gives this more than 1 star must be on drugs.rubbish rubbish.its soooooooo rubbish.
8 Reviews
rubbish
robertuk-6939010 April 2022
Terrible just terrible
pagettsgadgets11 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Spoiler alert. Don't even bother watching this movie. Shockingly bad does not come close.
Digs at trump obviously because his the fault for everything wrong in this world - crazy leftists should not really be allowed near a camera.
Ok so the movie one fat man being bullied and eventually ended up dead ran over by a truck, now he had been seeing clowns before he died, not your normally cuddly run round and laugh clowns, oh no these are the meanest clowns ever or so we are made to think.
The acting is shocking. The murder scenes are ridiculous over the top CGI. The storyline sadly lacking in any substance. The police are profiled as being thick and none believing.
Throw in the lesbianism and that makes a great film, sadly it doesn't I watched this in the hope of something good happening, it never the clowns were killed by burning a magic book, only to magically reappear. I guess it proves you can't keep a bad film down.
Avoid avoid avoid.
Digs at trump obviously because his the fault for everything wrong in this world - crazy leftists should not really be allowed near a camera.
Ok so the movie one fat man being bullied and eventually ended up dead ran over by a truck, now he had been seeing clowns before he died, not your normally cuddly run round and laugh clowns, oh no these are the meanest clowns ever or so we are made to think.
The acting is shocking. The murder scenes are ridiculous over the top CGI. The storyline sadly lacking in any substance. The police are profiled as being thick and none believing.
Throw in the lesbianism and that makes a great film, sadly it doesn't I watched this in the hope of something good happening, it never the clowns were killed by burning a magic book, only to magically reappear. I guess it proves you can't keep a bad film down.
Avoid avoid avoid.
Absolute Failure
rottencorpse-360-73927220 May 2022
The so called jokes were predictable, childish, and bot funny at all. The writing is hysterically awful, and the acting was quite atrocious. This dragged on for what seemed like 4 hours, and was brutally painful to finish. Nothing good at all in this waste of time. I saw it for free, and still want a refund...
Better than Morbius
dontworrybaby15 April 2022
Kept me entertained in one way or another. Story wasn't bad, acting was ok with funny parts (intentional and unintentinal). Pretty good considering it's a no budget movie. I would recommend it if you enjoy extremely low budget movies.
Low Budget, fun, and goofy.
ragazzoa14 April 2022
Clowns in the woods is a low budget film that tackles some ambitious goals, it's fun, it's goofy, and there is a lot to enjoy here.
A large amount of the cast are people with different disabilities - Marcus, the main character, and each of the clowns.
Sadly, a couple of the actors and actresses drop the ball on delivering believable lines. That aside, it's a fun and goofy ride. If you like low budget schlock or enjoy watching a goofy film with a few friends and beers, I'd highly recommend Clowns in the Woods.
A large amount of the cast are people with different disabilities - Marcus, the main character, and each of the clowns.
Sadly, a couple of the actors and actresses drop the ball on delivering believable lines. That aside, it's a fun and goofy ride. If you like low budget schlock or enjoy watching a goofy film with a few friends and beers, I'd highly recommend Clowns in the Woods.
This is the ultimate horror movie. . .
clivejamesrd8 April 2022
A perfect 10!!!!!
I know this because I'm tooooooo scared to watch it!!!!
You see, I just know it's going to be maximum horrible. Stephen Kink, take note, pal. Thsi here is the real deal.
You can't get better horror than that., folks.
I know this because I'm tooooooo scared to watch it!!!!
You see, I just know it's going to be maximum horrible. Stephen Kink, take note, pal. Thsi here is the real deal.
You can't get better horror than that., folks.
Incredible!
lobex21 June 2022
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