Rugrats (TV Series)
Mommy's Little Assets/Chuckie's Wonderful Life (1994)
Cheryl Chase: Angelica Pickles
Quotes
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Angelica : [in Chuckie's vision a skinny and emaciated Tommy wearing tattered clothes approaches a morbidly obese Angelica who's taken over his house] I thought I told you to stay out of my sight!
Tommy Pickles : Angelica could I have just one little crumb of cookie even if it's already been in your mouth please?
Angelica : Sorry Tommy no can do, if I started giving you crumbs pretty soon I'd have to give them to everyone
[starts to eat another cookie but drops it]
Angelica : and come to think of it I'll take that rattle too!
[snatches it from him and throws it into a pile of toys]
Chuckie Finster : No Tommy no, don't let her do it, stand up for yourself!
[reaches for Tommy but his hand passes through him]
Chuckie Finster : I don't get it Tommy never lets Angelica push him around!
Chuckie's Angel : The only reason he's so brave is that he has you around to back him up.
Chuckie Finster : Me?, but I always get a-scared!
Chuckie's Angel : [they look on as Angelica continues to stuff her face] It doesn't matter having a friend like you gives Tommy the guts to stand up to bullies like Angelica, without you he's just another broken down baby bumming cookie crumbs
[Tommy eats the cookie Angelica dropped earlier]
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Angelica : Daddy, how come cousin Tommy is staying with us today?
Drew : Well, honey, your Grandpa's off fishing, and Uncle Stu and Aunt Didi are taking a little vacation.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Well, I guess sometimes grown-ups need to be by themselves for a while.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Because they don't always want children around when they're doing grown-up things.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Because... Well, I have no idea, sweetheart, it's a mystery.
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Car Alarm : Stand back! You are too close to the vehicle!
Angelica : Hey, Mommy, neat! A talking car!
Car Alarm : An alarm will sound in five seconds!
Charlotte Pickles : That's nice, sweetie.
[to Jonathan on the phone]
Charlotte Pickles : What? Not you, Jonathan. You know I wouldn't call one of my employees "sweetie." At least not since the Clarence Thomas hearings.
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Angelica : Mommy, what do you do?
Charlotte Pickles : Let me put it this way. A corporation is like a big, hungry monster. My job is to find plenty of smaller, weaker monsters for it to eat.
Angelica : Neat! Does this monster eat babies, too?
Charlotte Pickles : No, of course not.
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Charlotte Pickles : [after Angelica destroys the model of Cookie Town made for Famous Ethel] Angelica, didn't Mommy tell you this wasn't a toy?
Angelica : Um, I don't remember!
Charlotte Pickles : Not only did you wreck a very expensive model and ruin an important business deal, but you disobeyed me and set a bad example for your cousin! Now, if you were the boss and one of your employees behaved like this, what would you do?
Angelica : [sniffles] Are you gonna fire me, Mommy?
Charlotte Pickles : No, of course not, Angel.
[picks Angelica up and sets her down]
Charlotte Pickles : . You're my baby girl and nothing can change that, but from now on, when you want something and I say no, what are you going to do?
Angelica : Ask Daddy?
Charlotte Pickles : No, honey, you're gonna be a good girl and do as you're told, okay?
[Angelica nods]
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[Chas opens his front door to an angry Drew squeezing Angelica's wrist very tightly]
Drew Pickles : I'm afraid we owe you an apology, Chas. I discovered Angelica throwing...
[holds up Chas' CD]
Drew Pickles : ... *this* around her room, and since you're the only one I know who listens to Latvian folk dances, I figured it was yours.
[hands it to Chas]
Charles "Chas" Finster : [happily holds his CD] I *wondered* what happened to this!
Drew Pickles : [firmly] Now, what do you *say*, Angelica?
Angelica Pickles : [sadly] Sorry, Mr. Finster.
Drew Pickles : [takes Angelica home] And she's not gonna get dessert for a whole week!
Angelica Pickles : What?
