Glenn Scarpelli: Alex Handris

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : Francine, have you got any great ideas on how to invite a man to dinner without looking like I'm inviting him to dinner?

  Francine Webster : Let him pursue you. Play him.

  Alex Handris : Y'know, I don't think I should be hearing this. I'm on the other team.

• Ann Romano : [Barbara is conflicted after having problems on a first date]  OK, come on, Barbara, honesty. Ummm... tell him... tell him you owe him a dinner.

  Barbara Cooper : You want me to cook for him?

  Alex Handris : Heh - that's one way of getting back at him.