One Day at a Time (TV Series)
Julie Shows Up: Part 1 (1981)
Bonnie Franklin: Ann Romano
Quotes
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Alex Handris : [Schneider and Alex are waiting in the hallway outside the Romano apartment] Here they come.
Dwayne F. Schneider : A'right, act nonchalant.
Ann Romano : [Ann and Barbara come around the corner] Well, what do we have here?
Barbara Cooper : Looks like two guys trying to act nonchalant.
Alex Handris : I think she's onto us.
Dwayne F. Schneider : You're never gonna guess who's inside.
Ann Romano : [a bit tired of his game] Schneider...
Dwayne F. Schneider : Guess again.
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Barbara Cooper : Oh, Sis, come on, cheer up.
Julie Cooper Horvath : How can I when Max is sleeping with another woman.
Ann Romano : [stunned] Julie, are you sure?
Julie Cooper Horvath : Of course I'm sure.
Barbara Cooper : Do you know her name?
Julie Cooper Horvath : Sally, Joan, Paula, Ruth, Diane...
Barbara Cooper : Are we talking about Max, or Schneider?
Julie Cooper Horvath : I'm talking about the stewardesses he works with. I know he must be sleeping with at least one of 'em.
Barbara Cooper : Have you asked Max about this?
Julie Cooper Horvath : Over and over again. He just keeps denying it. He says I'm being silly. He has the gall to claim that he doesn't even notice those girls any more. Have you ever seen Texas stewardesses? One of them was the Playboy centerfold in May. They had to continue her in June.