One Day at a Time (TV Series)

Stick 'em Up (1982)

Bonnie Franklin: Ann Romano

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : [robbers have tied everyone up in the storeroom where Barbara works]  My twentieth birthday, and I may never get out of here. Thanks, Mom.

  Ann Romano : What?

  Barbara Cooper : Wait, you said. Wait, Barbara...

  Ann Romano : What are you talking about?

  Barbara Cooper : You know exactly what I'm talking about.

  Ann Romano : No, I have no idea.

  Barbara Cooper : Well, I waited. Now I'm gonna die a virgin.

  Bob Morton : Hey Barb, maybe we could... Naw, just a crazy thought. A wild, wonderful, crazy thought.

• Ann Romano : [everyone has been tied up by robbers in the storeroom at Barbara's job]  I can't stand these ropes!

  Dwayne F. Schneider : All right, now, just because they got us tied up doesn't give us any reason to panic.

  Bob Morton : Schneider's right. Rule number one, never panic. Two, avoid anxiety. Three, even if it seems hopeless, keep trying.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Where'd you learn that, the Eagle Scouts?

  Bob Morton : No, sex education.

• Ann Romano : [after being tied up by robbers, Bob begins to hyperventilate]  Bob... are you all right?

  Bob Morton : OK, I'm somewhat clauhhh... claustrophobic.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : [in quiet disbelief]  You're afraid of Santa Claus?