One Day at a Time (TV Series)

Stick 'em Up (1982)

Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider

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• Dwayne F. Schneider : I remember once in Tangiers, y'see, the Shore Patrol raided this house of, uh...

  Grandma Katherine Romano : Questionable repute?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Oh, there was no question about it.

• Ann Romano : [everyone has been tied up by robbers in the storeroom at Barbara's job]  I can't stand these ropes!

  Dwayne F. Schneider : All right, now, just because they got us tied up doesn't give us any reason to panic.

  Bob Morton : Schneider's right. Rule number one, never panic. Two, avoid anxiety. Three, even if it seems hopeless, keep trying.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Where'd you learn that, the Eagle Scouts?

  Bob Morton : No, sex education.

• Ann Romano : [after being tied up by robbers, Bob begins to hyperventilate]  Bob... are you all right?

  Bob Morton : OK, I'm somewhat clauhhh... claustrophobic.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : [in quiet disbelief]  You're afraid of Santa Claus?