The Mentalist (TV Series)
Redwood (2008)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : Bad karma doesn't have an expiration date.
Patrick Jane : Uh, actually it does. According to traditional Buddhist teachings, I'm counting on it.
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Teresa Lisbon : Why did you say that?
Patrick Jane : She's going to find out at some point.
Teresa Lisbon : The doctors said to be gentle.
Patrick Jane : Ah, doctors.
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey.
Patrick Jane : Pineapple. He smelled like pineapple.
Teresa Lisbon : Pineapple? What the hell? Go -
[Lisbon realizes who did it]
Teresa Lisbon : Okay. Good. Listen, tell Rigsby, Teresa needs help.
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Teresa Lisbon : Hey, can you believe he fell for that old cell-phone gag?
Patrick Jane : Old cell-phone gag? I invented that right there and then. Rather brilliantly, I thought.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh please, I've seen that done a dozen times.
Patrick Jane : What do you mean? Where?.
Teresa Lisbon : On TV.
Patrick Jane : Oh, on TV. Anything can happen on TV. The question is where have you seen it done in *real* life.
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Sheriff Nelson : If what we have here is a homicide, I'm gonna need some help.
Teresa Lisbon : Just to be clear, except in special circumstances, we don't help out. We take over. You need to be okay with that.
Sheriff Nelson : Okay I guess.
[Lisbon leaves]
Patrick Jane : She's not really a morning person. She'll improve.
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Sheriff Nelson : Agent Lisbon! Your man just kidnapped Nicole Gilbert from the hospital.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh no.
Sheriff Nelson : Oh yes! And I'm not happy. In fact, I'm mad as Hell! You people are my guests. You can't come in here and abduct my suspects.
Teresa Lisbon : Sheriff, I will fix this. Let me get on it right away.
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Teresa Lisbon : Nice work. For this you illegally abducted her from the Sherrif's custody.
Patrick Jane : Yeah, I was - I was going to tell you about it. But I figured seeing as it's illegal, best to keep you out of it. So that you have deniability.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, how considerate of you.