- Steve Martin: Yes, it's me standing out here in front of the camera, but a lot of the credit for tonights show goes to the hard working, underappreciated people who work behind the scenes, or as we call them in the business "the scene-behinders".
- Billy "The Gun" Van Goff: They called me 'The Gun' for two reasons. One: I had the best arms in the league. And the second reason was: I always brought a gun on the field.