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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon ()


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The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

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Jack Cucchiaio
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The Spoonkiller
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The Girlfriend
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The Doctor (as Mike Kacey)
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The Mystic

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Richard Gale ... (directed by)

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Richard Gale ... (written by)

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Richard Gale ... producer (produced by)

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Christopher Brady ... (music by)

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Richard Gale ... (uncredited)

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Richard Gale ... (edited by)

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Paul Clemens ... makeup
Dean Jones ... special makeup efx
Kristy Horiuchi ... assistant makeup artist (uncredited)

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Darnell Jenkins ... assistant camera
Ian Mackay ... key grip (as Ian Mackey)

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Larry Brooks ... production assistant
Tim Carroll ... armorer
Richard Daniels ... production assistant
Carol Gale ... production support
Richard Gale ... production support
Christina Hazan ... production associate
Jeannie Hazan ... production support
Mark Hazan ... production support
Christie Horiuchi ... production assistant
Francisco Miranda ... production support
Mariko Nishida ... production support
Carl Stone ... production support
Woody Woodcock ... divemaster

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Plot Summary

Unlike most murders that usually last for seconds or even hours, for the first time in the fabulous history of cinema, this premeditated, peculiarly cold-blooded and utterly merciless one, lasts for years. To be more specific, at first, it started as an unobtrusive annoyance, but shortly afterwards, it became a genuinely dreadful and sticky threat, forcing the hapless Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio to run for his life. The menace: A feral omnipresent entity that never sleeps, never forgets, and above all, never forgives. The weapon of choice: An exceptionally ineffective old-fashioned spoon. Chances of survival: None. Written by Nick Riganas

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Taglines It will kill you. Even if it takes the rest of your life. See more »
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Also Known As
  • Le Meurtre Le Plus Long Avec L'Arme La Moins Efficace (France)
  • O Assassino Terrívelmente Lento Com a Arma Extremamente Ineficiente (Brazil)
  • Ужасно медленный убийца с крайне неэффективным оружием (Russia)
  • A szörnyen lassú gyilkos a rendkívül eredménytelen fegyverrel (Hungary)
  • Жахливо повільний убивця з украй неефективною зброєю (Ukraine)
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Trivia The main character played by Paul Clemens (Jack Cucchiaio), his last name actually means "spoon" in Italian. See more »
Goofs (at around 5 mins) The Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. Later, the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth. See more »
Movie Connections Followed by Spoon vs. Spoon (2009). See more »
Quotes Jack Cucchiaio: This lunatic has been attacking me all night, he's just broken into my house, and I need a squad car here right now... Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous... but, he's got - a spoon- b-but it hurts like hell, and - hello? Hello?... Fuck.
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