- The Lone Ranger: [shouting] You people have to move, get over the bluff!
- Mike Kelly: Is that a fact now? A man wearing a mask. Tell me, are we about to be robbed of our worldly possessions?
- Tonto: Not by us, but Mother Nature might have other ideas.
- Patty Kelly: Meanin' what, if I might ask?
- The Lone Ranger: [still shouting] A tornado, ma'am, coming this way!
- The Lone Ranger: The holding pin fell out.
- Mike Kelly: There's no way, I put it in myself. Solid, it was.
- Patty Kelly: What'll we do?
- The Lone Ranger: This silver bullet just might do the trick.
- [empties it and uses the bullet as a holding pin]
- Mike Kelly: Aye, it's not thanks I want, but perhaps maybe now I'll be gettin' an explanation of how it was me wheel came off.
- Simon Smothers: Eh, what are you talking about?
- Luke Smothers: We don't know about no wheel.
- Luke Smothers: Wheels come off all the time.
- The Lone Ranger: Especially when they've been sabotaged.