- Jerry Springer - Guest Presenter: This is the government plan to get bums back to work just as soon as there's work to go back to.
- Ian Hislop - Team Captain: Is that what it's called? "Bums Back To Work"?
- [Jerry Springer is reading a quote]
- Jerry Springer - Guest Presenter: "Are you really going to buy a DVD player because it now costs £39.10 instead of £39.90?". Well are you?
- Ian Hislop - Team Captain: That's taking VAT off. They said it was a hopeless gesture. They are jolly rude.
- Ken Livingstone: If they'd have increased the VAT by 2.5 percent they'd say it's the end of civilisation as we know it. But when they take it off they say it makes no bloody difference.