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7/10
Always interesting
neil-47621 September 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Peter Greenaway's brain must be a strange place - gifted with an amazing visual sensibility and an ability to convey that to an audience, but cursed with odd mental processes which translate a good deal less effectively.

This film involves Greenaway himself as narrator as he visits Rembrandt's Night Watch painting from a forensic point of view with the intention of using the content of the painting to unravel the crime whose story is told in the painting.

I don't have the vaguest idea whether there is any truth to this, or even whether the characters in and around the painting are who he says they are (or even existed!). It could all be complete and utter balderdash.

But it makes a fascinating movie to watch and, on that basis alone, I count it a success.
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6/10
Learn about art history
sfdphd16 June 2018
If you're wondering whether or not to become an art historian, watch this film to help you make the decision. You will either be inspired or realize that art history is not for you. Greenaway examines Rembrandt's painting to such an intense degree that it can seem ludicrous or amazingly astute. He identifies 34 so-called Mysteries about the painting and explains his theories about these mysteries.

I personally found many of his theories far-fetched but was fascinated that someone would go the extent that he went in analyzing a single painting.
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8/10
Peter's Redux...!
NoDakTatum22 October 2023
I recently sat through Peter Greenaway's film "Nightwatching," a messy biopic/thriller/bore telling the story of Rembrandt and his famous painting "The Night Watch." I trashed the film, and did not like it. Then, I noticed a documentary on the two disc special edition (Region 1) of "Nightwatching." The documentary was titled "Rembrandt's J'Accuse," and in it, Greenaway himself brings to light all of his conspiracy theories that he failed to dramatize in the main film. This documentary should have been the work released to film festivals and theaters around the world. The film opens in front of the building where the painting hangs, and Peter Greenaway appears in a small box in the middle of the screen, where he spends the rest of the film presenting his case in a fantastic bit of film narration. Using other works by Rembrandt and his contemporaries, Greenaway identifies thirty-four mysteries about the painting that he plans to discuss and solve. Before you bolt for the remote (as I almost did), each "mystery" is mercifully, briefly presented. Greenaway then uses scenes from "Nightwatching," plus new footage of him questioning the film's actors while they are still in character, and comes up with a strong case for Rembrandt's painted murder accusation, and how the conspirators eventually got the upper hand, ruining the master.

Why, oh, why wasn't this film the centerpiece of Greenaway's "The Night Watch" project? This film is infinitely more interesting than "Nightwatching." While Greenaway still comes off as pompous (this society is "visually illiterate" thanks to our text-based upbringing), this 100 minute enhanced discussion and lecture flew by. I learned more here than in any other documentary I have seen about artists, although my 17th century knowledge was infantile since I gravitate to documentaries about Dali and Warhol. The use of the actors playing their "Nightwatching" roles is a wonderful idea, and Greenaway seems to be enjoying the interaction. He was sure to include some of the other film's nudity and profanity to keep viewers awake, but I thought using carefully chosen scenes from the first film only illustrated how badly that thing had to be edited. I remembered all the scenes shown, and they made more sense now that they are put into context. Watching "Rembrandt's J'Accuse" before "Nightwatching" might be a better idea. Greenaway's indulgences are difficult to decipher, but are more palatable here, even if his main thrust is still a bit flimsy. On an ironic side note, after trashing this stupid text-based society of ours, which might explain his meandering screenplays, I noticed his name was misspelled on both the first film's DVD onscreen menu, and the special edition cover box, when trumpeting his interviews about the film. Now THAT is funny.
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9/10
Peter Greenaway makes the case for murder and teaches us all how to read a painting in the process.
dbborroughs2 October 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Peter Greenaway's companion piece to his Nightwatching about the painting of Rembrandt's Night Watch. This is Greenaway himself, using clips from the film and new footage of the cast of that film, to tell the story of the painting and the mystery it contains. I have no idea how true the murder plot is, but Greenaway makes a damn good case for it. He argues that Rembrandt arranged the people in the painting to reveal the plot the militia leaders had contrived to kill one of their own. He also used it to expose the hypocrisy of the members as well. He takes us through 34 of some 50 plus points in detail telling us what he thinks it all means. As I said earlier I have no idea if what he says is true, but I'll go with it as a possibility.

What also shines in this film is how Greenaway makes you rethink how you look at a painting. We are not used to seeing paintings as the artists and patrons of Rembrandt's day were so we don't see the references that were put there. We also get bits and pieces of history that bring the painting and the time it was painted alive. Its so informative I really wish that someone would turn him loose and let him do a series of film on art and art history.

This is an amazing film.If you're like me you'll want to watch not only this film but also Nightwatching again. After several misfire films Greenaway seems to once more have hit his stride with his two Rembrandt films.
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10/10
A gem
krzysiektom20 July 2020
This film is unexpectedly amazing. Superbly written, acted and directed. The music is excellent too. The few viewers in my cinema screening were so affected nobody even moved from their seat until all credits rolled and the screen went completely black.
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Valid conspiracy theory or not, it is exquisite
random-7077822 March 2019
I share Greenaway's fascination with the the Icarus and Daedalus flight myth, thew way they have been portrayed in art, and heartily recommend the print monographs he has done on that topic. Greenaway takes us full off the rails with J'Accuse. It is all his visual interpretation skills applied to what maybe an insane and paranoid conspiracy theory, or an intentional puzzle left for us by the genius of Rembrandt. is he right or wrong? Take your pick. Are we delving into the hidden mind of Rembrandt, or solely into Greenaways point of view? In the end it doesn't matter. It is the journey Greenaway takes us though, which is undeniably exquisite.
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5/10
Greenaway far away?
stensson29 December 2009
He has his big fascination for the 1600s and his movies have many times been composed like a painting from the time. Both the arrangement of actors, the light and the color.

This time Greenaway seems to have taken the full consequences of it and presents the story behind Rembrandt's "Nightwatching" as some kind of detective plot. Cynical, brutal of course and with lots of naked bodies.

But there's mannerism in it now and letting the actors use a body language and way of talking like it was today, has this time stopped functioning. Greenaway is now in desperate need of renewing his arrangements, his lights and his colors. We are slowly having enough.
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5/10
Rembrandt's J'Accuse...! (2008)
MartinTeller12 January 2012
Greenaway's documentary companion piece to NIGHTWATCHING, and it shares the same problems. Some parts are very interesting, others throw far too much information at you at once, making it exceedingly hard to follow what Greenaway is getting at. There are also several inferences and leaps of logic that seem like "stretching it" to say the least, but I suppose that's part of critical analysis. While it's extremely impressive that Greenaway has put so much thought, time and effort into interpreting a single work of art, he doesn't succeed in making his obsession contagious.

5/10
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