- Sam Axe: Is your stuff handy, because it's time for an emergency trip to Disney World.
- Madeline Westen: Disney World? Why in God's name would I want to go to Disney World?
- Sam Axe: Because it's a magical kingdom with lots of witnesses and great security.
- Carla: Remember, there are worse things than being blacklisted.
- Michael Westen: Oh I know, I could be this guy.
- [nodding toward her henchman]
- Michael Westen: [first lines - narrative] The most dangerous time in any operation is when everything is coming together. You never know if you're about to get a pat on the back, or a bullet to the back of the head.
- Michael Westen: [answering phone during car chase shoot out] Carla, not a good time.
- Carla: You think you're clever.
- Michael Westen: Clever? Well, I tested well in school, but they say that doesn't mean...
- Carla: You're trying to save the man who tried to kill you. Victor and I have known each other for a long time. You have no idea who you're dealing with.
- Michael Westen: You know, I know it's been a short time, but sometimes you meet someone and you just get that feeling.
- Carla: Enough. It's time you learned actions have consequences.
- Michael Westen: Funny, I was thinking it was time for you to learn the same thing.
- Fiona Glenanne: Michael, you're not going to believe the deal I got today. I am better at buying guns than I am buying shoes, and I'm really good at buying shoes.
- Michael Westen: Victor I sympathize with your situation but it's a little hard to trust someone when they've tried to kill you, four times.
- Victor: Four, that seems high.
- [pause]
- Victor: Oh come on, you're counting earlier with the chair!
- Michael Westen: Yes.
- Victor: Wait a minute, you're going to help me? I get to be one of Michael Westen's clients? One of the desperate people to whom you lend your razor-sharp mind and fists of fury?
- Michael Westen: Lucky you.