Casanova (TV Mini Series)

Golden Apples (1971)

Graham Crowden: Feldkirchner

Quotes 

• Feldkirchner : Herr Casanova!

  Casanova : Dear God...

  Feldkirchner : Your conduct in this castle has gone beyond all possible tolerance!

  Casanova : Oh get out, you stiff old fool. Go on, leave the room.

  Feldkirchner : Your conduct with the cook has been brought to my attention.

  Casanova : What?

  Feldkirchner : I am reliably informed that you put your hand up her skirts. I shall inform the count.

  Casanova : She is an old, smelly, black-toothed big fat sow of a woman...

  Feldkirchner : I know you!

  Casanova : ...and German into the bargain.

• Feldkirchner : A German librarian would not throw the books all over the floor!

  Casanova : That is so, Herr Feldkirchner. Although the books might be upside-down or ludicrously out-of-sequence, they would be neat.