- Lady Fanny Button: Used my identity to cheat her way onto the Titanic!
- Alison Cooper: Hang on, the Titanic! The Titanic sank! Aren't you glad you weren't on it?
- Lady Fanny Button: People forget that before the iceberg it was a perfectly pleasant trip.
- Alison Cooper: So, you did go?
- Lady Fanny Button: No, I've seen the motion picture. Only you wouldn't catch me letting some American oik paint my breasts.
- Mary: When I was three and twenty, my mother did grow fennel. Oh how I loved it so! I ate noth but fennel for weeks. Spurned the onions! But all the while, I did have a terrible time on the stool, but did not know why. Twas the fennel of course!