Chowder (TV Series)

The Bruised Bluenana/Shnitzel and the Lead Farfel (2008)

Dana Snyder: Gazpacho

Quotes 

• Gazpacho : Mother always tells me that when a woman jumps into your cloak, and pretends to have a fruit for a baby and you can't get away, there's only one thing left to do...

  [becomes invisible] 

  Chowder : Nah. Women can smell fear.

  Gazpacho : [appears]  Aw, nuts.

• [Chowder bruised a bluenana] 

  Panini : Chowder, what did you do to our baby?

  Chowder : Our... baby?

  Panini : We have to nurse our baby back to health!

  Chowder : We?

  Panini : What?

  Chowder : You said we?

  Panini : We what?

  Gazpacho : Who said what?

  Chowder : She said we?

  Panini : You?

  Gazpacho : Me?

  Chowder : No me?

  Panini : [dreamy firmness]  WE.

  Gazpacho : Who?

  Chowder : I don't even know anymore!

  Panini : Chowder! Our baby bluenana is sick! We have no choice but to heal it... together.

  Chowder : We?

• Chowder : Gazpacho, help! I'm being held hostage by a madwoman!

  Gazpacho : Oh, my gosh! A madwoman?

  [jumps into a pickle barrel] 

• [Gazpacho disguises himself as a mother Bluenana to save Chowder] 

  Gazpacho : Oh, thank you very much for looking after my baby! I'll take him back now...

  Panini : He's an IT! If you were its mother, you'd know that!