Chowder (TV Series)

The Bruised Bluenana/Shnitzel and the Lead Farfel (2008)

Nicky Jones: Chowder

Quotes 

• Chowder : I've never seen buns that big!

  Mung Daal : I have, but let's leave Truffles' mother out of this.

  Truffles : What was that?

  Mung Daal : [nervously]  Nothing! Nothing, dear.

  Truffles : Are you talking about my mom's heiny?

  Mung Daal : Noooo, no. Of course not. Why would I be?

  Truffles : Because she has a ginormous tush, that's why!

• Gazpacho : Mother always tells me that when a woman jumps into your cloak, and pretends to have a fruit for a baby and you can't get away, there's only one thing left to do...

  [becomes invisible] 

  Chowder : Nah. Women can smell fear.

  Gazpacho : [appears]  Aw, nuts.

• [singing a lullaby for the bluenana] 

  Chowder : Lullaby, and good night / My pretend bluenana baby... / Please get better quickly / so Panini will stop following me / all the time!

• [Chowder bruised a bluenana] 

  Panini : Chowder, what did you do to our baby?

  Chowder : Our... baby?

  Panini : We have to nurse our baby back to health!

  Chowder : We?

  Panini : What?

  Chowder : You said we?

  Panini : We what?

  Gazpacho : Who said what?

  Chowder : She said we?

  Panini : You?

  Gazpacho : Me?

  Chowder : No me?

  Panini : [dreamy firmness]  WE.

  Gazpacho : Who?

  Chowder : I don't even know anymore!

  Panini : Chowder! Our baby bluenana is sick! We have no choice but to heal it... together.

  Chowder : We?

• Chowder : [about Shnitzel]  He's gonna die!

  Mung Daal : Think positive, maybe he'll only be horribly mutilated!

• Chowder : Gazpacho, help! I'm being held hostage by a madwoman!

  Gazpacho : Oh, my gosh! A madwoman?

  [jumps into a pickle barrel] 

• [Chowder breaks something] 

  Mung Daal : Chowder? Is that your spine?

  Chowder : [Homer Simpson]  Mmm... toenuts.

• [as Panini grieves for the loss of her child; Chowder gives her a hug] 

  Panini : I knew it! You DO love me!

  Chowder : I'm not your boyfriend!

  [scarpers] 

  Panini : Music to my ears...