- Chuckie: You guys hear that? My Daddy says I'm going backwards
- Tommy: Chuckie, If you were going backwards, you would have taked off your glasses instead of putting them on
- [Chuckie scratches his head]
- Tommy: and went up the stairs instead of come down them.
- Phil: It just means you're turning backwards into a baby baby.
- Lil: 'Cause you went potty in the bed.
- Chuckie: [gasps] That must have been what he meant!
- Phil: Wow, that means soon you'll be just like...
- [camera pans to a drooling Dil]
- Dil: [strains] Poopy!
- Chuckie: Oh, Great! You mean I'm gonna be doing *that* in my pants again and telling everybody when I *do* it?
- Phil: [coughs] It's okay to keep *some* secrets, Chuckie.