- Chuckie Finster: [the twins and Tommy try to scare the sneeze out of Chuckie by pulling scary faces as he leaves the bathroom] Hi, Tommy. Hi, Phil. Hi, Lil. Why are you faces twisted up so weird?
- Phil DeVille: [sarcastically] Great! The *one* time He's NOT scared.
- Betty DeVille: [Debating over the Dr. Cathy show about parenting] It seems to make sense that kids copy what they see their parents do.
- Didi Pickles: Yeah? Yesterday, Philly wore his diaper as a hat and he certainly sure didn't learn that from me. 'Course I can't keep an eye on Howie 24/7...
- Kimi Finster: [crying because Chuckie is avoiding her; unaware that Chuckie thinks he's allergic to her due to his constant sneezing around her] Why doesn't Chuckie want to play with me?