- [in a "trucker's shop," examining the merchandise]
- Stephen Fry - Presenter: ...what... on... earth? Oh, I'm sorry... I'm not dirty-minded... am I? I mean, what do you think this is? Oh, or that? Or th- ew! Are these something truckers hang from their rearview mirrors, do you suppose? Black bull balls. The American male: odd creature.
- Self - Presenter: I liked to go to the top of the mountain, go to the highest cafe available, order a hot chocolate, and read and write while my friends tumble down the mountainside.