- Moss: If someone called me a big ugly builder I'd be furious, and not just because I'm actually an IT consultant.
- Moss: [what he would think if he were the builder] Revenge would be uppermost on my mind. I'm going to wee on everything. I'm going to taint her abode. I'm going to strain my personal potatoes upon her premisis.
- Douglas: Wow, my grandfather's old service revolver. To think of all the deserters he shot in the head with this.