QI (TV Series)

Families (2008)

Stephen Fry: Self - Host

Quotes 

• [eating Jelly Babies] 

  Terry Wogan : What's the powdery substance?

  Stephen Fry : Cocaine.

• [about Eurovison] 

  Terry Wogan : The French were furious this year that their singer chose to sing in English.

  Stephen Fry : I know, I love it when that happens!

  Terry Wogan : It used to be the "lingua franca" and it isn't anymore. The world is anglophone.

  Ronni Ancona : Isn't it just disgusting! They give us such a bad time, and they use our language. They should be taxed!

• Stephen Fry : [about old wives' tales]  So many about catching a cold or going blind.

  David Mitchell : Well, going blind, definitely, yes. Wanking makes you blind. But, you know, I have contact lenses, so I can see fine. So, essentially, contact lenses are the wanker's charter.

  Terry Wogan : Is there much to see?