- [about Eurovison]
- Terry Wogan: The French were furious this year that their singer chose to sing in English.
- Stephen Fry: I know, I love it when that happens!
- Terry Wogan: It used to be the "lingua franca" and it isn't anymore. The world is anglophone.
- Ronni Ancona: Isn't it just disgusting! They give us such a bad time, and they use our language. They should be taxed!
- Stephen Fry: [about old wives' tales] So many about catching a cold or going blind.
- David Mitchell: Well, going blind, definitely, yes. Wanking makes you blind. But, you know, I have contact lenses, so I can see fine. So, essentially, contact lenses are the wanker's charter.
- Terry Wogan: Is there much to see?