- [first lines]
- Alex Russo: 'Kay. And... we're set. I forgot to do my wizard presentation so I'm just making one up on the spot.
- Harper Finkle: Oh, what is your topic going to be?
- Alex Russo: Wizards versus Mortals: Who Is Stretchier?
- Jerry Russo: You can't get away with treating people like this, Alex. You know, sometimes you're just not a nice person.
- Alex Russo: I'm a nice person!
- [Jerry looks at her questioningly]
- Alex Russo: Well, nice enough,
- [last lines]
- Alex Russo: Wow! So your clock radio is broken.
- Max Russo: Yup.
- Alex Russo: Your lava lamp is lavaless.
- Max Russo: Mm-hm.
- Alex Russo: And your ceramic hamburger has a gnarly bite out of it.
- Max Russo: You got that right.
- Alex Russo: [sarcastically] Wow, Max, you sure got me by wrecking all of your *own* stuff.
- Max Russo: That's right I got you- Wait! Ah, man, I think I got me.
- Justin Russo: [picking up some broken items] Wha- eh. Dude, this is mine.
- Max Russo: So you got her too, Sucker! High five, brother