American Dad! (TV Series)

Daddy Queerest (2009)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Tank Bates, Nelson Mandela, Principal Lewis

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• Stan Smith : [drunk]  Francine, you need to come home right now. Greg was mean to me!

  Tank Bates : What're you talking about, Fruit loop She's Terry's girlfriend.

  Stan Smith : No, she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!

  Tank Bates : ...What?

  Stan Smith : Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!

  [Terry faints in an overly-cliched manner. His father, confused, catches him] 

  Stan Smith : See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints!

  [collapses forward and lands flat on his face] 

• Greg Corbin : Your book was so inspiring, Mr. Mandela. It made me want to become journalist.

  Nelson Mandela : I am so happy it spoke to you.

  Stan Smith : I don't know what book he's talking about, but I love your movies. Especially "The Bucket List." Whew, it got me. It got me.

  Greg Corbin : Stan, I think you're mistaken.

  Stan Smith : [to Nelson Mandela]  Aren't you Morgan Freeman?

  Greg Corbin : This is Nelson Mandela. Why did you think I was calling him Mr. Mandela?

  Stan Smith : I thought it was one of Freeman's many nicknames like Captain Morgan or Freckles.