- Brian Griffin: You see, I'd thought I start out locally, then try to merge with one of the larger groups.
- Lois Griffin: Oh that's a great idea, Brian. Maybe you could join PETA.
- Peter Griffin: Join me for what?
- Lois Griffin: No, PETA. The organization.
- Peter Griffin: What organization?
- Lois Griffin: PETA.
- Peter Griffin: What?
- Lois Griffin: PETA is an acrynom, Peter.
- Peter Griffin: No, I'm not. I'm Catholic.
- Stewie Griffin: Are we really doing this?
- Lois Griffin: No, Peter. All I'm saying is, maybe if this meeting goes well, Brian could be part of a PETA rally.
- Peter Griffin: Somebody's having a rally for me now?
- Lois Griffin: No, for PETA.
- Peter Griffin: That's me! I'm Peter!
- Lois Griffin: I'm not talking about you, Peter. I'm talking about PETA!
- Peter Griffin: Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon. Or I'll have something to say to them. I'm very busy!
- Chris Griffin: I think Betty White is in PETA.
- Peter Griffin: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
- Brian Griffin: OK, so no leads then?
- Consuela: Oh no, no. Doggie out!
- Brian Griffin: What?
- Consuela: Out. Afuera!
- Brian Griffin: What? I live here.
- Consuela: No no, afuera!
- Brian Griffin: Look, I'm just trying to... owww!
- Consuela: Hola?
- Stewie Griffin: Yes, could you please put Brian back on?
- Consuela: No, noooh. D-doggie afuera.
- Stewie Griffin: You're the new housekeeper, aren't you?
- Consuela: Si.
- Stewie Griffin: Well, uh listen, I don't mean to point any fingers. But I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money.
- Consuela: I take.
- Stewie Griffin: Wh-what? You took it?
- Consuela: Si.
- Stewie Griffin: Well, give it back!
- Consuela: Come get, bitch!
- Lois Griffin: Peter, what are you doing?
- Peter Griffin: She's still here, Lois.
- Lois Griffin: What?
- Peter Griffin: Wasn't she supposed to leave like, two hours ago?
- Lois Griffin: I thought so. Go check and ask her.
- Peter Griffin: I'm not going in there. You go in there.
- Lois Griffin: Uh Consuela. What are you still doing here?
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, we thought you finished cleaning hours ago. What are you still doing here?
- Consuela: I wait for rain to stop.
- Peter Griffin: It's time for you to go home.
- Consuela: No, it's too much rain. I stay.
- Peter Griffin: But it's supposed to rain all night.
- Consuela: Uh... I stay here?
- Peter Griffin: I'm not so sure about that.
- Consuela: I stay here.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh my god he did it he actually killed a dog.
- Meg Griffin: Busted heh! heh!
- Lois: Brian no!
- Meg Griffin: Leave the a little while longer.