Animaniacs (TV Series)

Rome Sweet Rome/Backwards Pinky/Wakko's Short Shorts: Now Loading (2021)

Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner

Quotes 

• Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [penultimate line of the theme song]  Back again-y!

• Wakko Warner : You know, there's more to my character than just eating stuff.

• Wakko Warner : [Reading the end of the long notice]  "... hereby declaring your firstborn the legal property of the software provider in perpetuity"? Oh, that's fine. We can't have children anyway. We're like mules.

• Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [Nero sings]  I am the very model of An ancient Roman emperor / I overspend and overtax And overthrow my treasurer / I marry family members from my cousin to my step-sister / I'm always right, I'm never wrong, Just ask this neutral Senator. / Through sound investigation By Praetorian inquisitors, / My mother and my brother Were revealed to be conspirators / But mother dear's no longer here, This bust helps me remember her. / I am the very model of an ancient Roman emperor. / Yakko: He fiddles while the city burns, / He rules with fear tyrannical / Dot: He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, / He thinks that he's infallible / Wakko: His hands are small, / He steals from Gaul, / His writing's ungrammatical / Warneruses: He's making Roma great again, / Dogmatic, and fantastical / He's gormless and irascible, / Tragic and autocratical / Maniacal and radical, / Positions problematical / Takes endless golf sabbaticals, / His tweets are unsyntactical / Yakko

  [pauses the song to say] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Um, we're still talking about Nero, right? / He's a narcissist, a petulant, / Unscrupulous embezzler / He is the very model of An ancient Roman emperor. /

  [Nero approaches threateningly] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Yakko

  [speaking] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : You know? I'm starting to think he didn't like our verse.