- Ninja Ninja: Shit. Looks like this is the end for Afro Samurai. You want to help him out? Be my guest. This has been a long time coming; I've done all I can. See, me and him, we ain't friends per se. I've just been hanging out, looking for a little action. Between you and me, I've been sorely disappointed. Only action he's been getting is his ass kicked. You think I should be watching his back? Fuck you. I've been watching. I've seen everything.
- [sometimes says it if you keep attempting to use the Ninja Compass]
- Ninja Ninja: I ain't tellin' you shit!
- [says it everytime you get into a large amount of enemy fights for the "Body-Part Poker" chances]
- Ninja Ninja: How 'bout a round of "Body-Part Poker"?
- [sometimes says it if you keep attempting to use the Ninja Compass]
- Ninja Ninja: I ain't your fuckin' GPS!