Jeff Dunham: Self

Quotes 

• Jeff Dunham : [as Achmed, the dead terrorist]  I love coming on this show. I like the virgin on the couch.

  [Achmed moves his eyebrows suggestively at Anne Hathaway; laughter] 

  Jeff Dunham : [as Achmed]  Ha ha ha ha. Oh, Anne, I have your poster up in my cave!

• Jeff Dunham : So, I understand you're a suicide bomber?

  Jeff Dunham : [as Achmed, the dead terrorist]  Yes, I am. Don't stand too close!

  [laughter]