- Wilbur Post: Do you two girls still want to go to the carnival tonight?
- Carol Post: We asked Gordon to take us, but he said he was going to be too busy around the house.
- Winnie Kirkwood: The Colonel used to adore carnivals. You know, he proposed to me in The Tunnel Of Love.
- Carol Post: No kidding? Well, you'd think he'd be glad to go back, if only for sentimental reasons.
- Wilbur Post: Maybe he doesn't want to return to the scene of the crime.