Mister Ed (TV Series)
Taller Than She (1963)
Henry Corden: The Blacksmith
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Quotes
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The Blacksmith : Your horse need new shoes?
Wilbur Post : Yes... corrective horseshoes.
The Blacksmith : Corrective horseshoes?
Wilbur Post : Yes, I want them thickened a bit.
The Blacksmith : Oh, I see. You want me to make them more think and raise them up a little, like an eighth of an inch?
Wilbur Post : Oh, more then that. About six inches.
The Blacksmith : Well, that shouldn't be any... six inches? Why, that horse will be looking like he's standing on stilts.
Wilbur Post : That's okay. The taller he is the better.
The Blacksmith : Why do you want your horse to look taller?
Wilbur Post : Well... uh... he's in love with this filly, and she's taller then he is.
The Blacksmith : So?
Wilbur Post : Well, you know how embarassing that can be.
The Blacksmith : To whom?
Wilbur Post : To my horse.
The Blacksmith : Huh?
Wilbur Post : I mean, how would you like to go dancing with this woman and she's taller then you?
The Blacksmith : Your horse wants to go out dancing?
Wilbur Post : No no no, he just wants to meet her. Penelope's from England and she only goes out with taller horses. That's the filly I'm talking about. She's about three inches taller then my horse, Ed.
The Blacksmith : Mister, you know what I would do if I were you?
Wilbur Post : What?
The Blacksmith : [sarcastic] Get the other horse to wear flats!
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Wilbur Post : Look at him. My horse is so loaded down with shoes, he can't move.
The Blacksmith : Now look, Mr. Post. You wanted me to make your horse look taller? I made him taller. I didn't guarantee he'd be able to walk.