- Phelan: How about you and i go on a one way trip to hell... just as long as i win the seat
- Phelan: You, me and the devil makes three
- Phelan: They say that god kills half her offspring at birth that kinda gives us all a favor... but does give her one hell of a motive
- Phelan: Us creatures of the night get to watch alot of movies
- Phelan: There's no such thing as last man standing when Lillith's concered
- Phelan: It just so happens there are worse thingsthan me out tonight
- Phelan: Forget adam and eve... first there was adam and lillith
- Phelan: [on a shotgun] You'll just make a bang and a mess and i'm not in the mood for either
- Phelan: check you and your boomstick