Ari Meyers: Mrs. Joyce Griff

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  ["A Boy's Best Friend is His Fish"] 

  Stanley Griff : Boy, oh boy, won't Dennis be surprised when I give him the best goldfish present a fish ever had. It's gotta be just the right gift.

  Mrs. Joyce Griff : Well, this will be our third trip to look at the fish accessories at the pet shop.

• Harry , Elsie : [singing]  Now we're going online to find out everything / We'll surf the Internet for the answers it can bring!

  Elsie : Oh yeah. Uh huh.

  Elsie : You go, girl.

  Harry , Elsie : Stanley it's our wish / That you learn about the goldfish!

  Mrs. Joyce Griff : Stanley, doesn't that look just like Elsie and Harry? Nah, couldn't be.