- Pvt. Isabelle 'Dizzy' Flores: Such a waste of time- I signed on to nail bugs, not crawl through holes!
- Cpl. Richard 'Doc' LaCroix: Especially holes too small to have been carved by workers.
- Pvt. Robert Higgins: Maybe they were cut by some indigenous animal... giant gophers or something.
- Cpl. Jeff Gossard: Bugs aren't bad enough? Now you want to fight 'space gophers'?