Mom (TV Series)

Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop (2020)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Adam : I used to ride motorcycles through fire and jump off buildings, sometimes for work, sometimes for fun. I need the adrenaline. It's the risk that makes me feel alive!

  Bonnie : Isn't being married to me risk enough for any man?

  Adam : [Shrugging with a nod]  You would think.

• Bonnie : That's the best you've got? I'm miserable because I'm happy so I should be happy that I'm miserable?

  Alvin : Be *happy* you have so much to lose.

• Bonnie : [after Adam leaves]  Clear your afternoon, Gus, Mommy needs to cuddle.

• Bonnie : [after learning to ski]  God, I love this stuff! What is it with me and white powder?

• Bonnie : Last night I had the time to make out a list of all the things I love that I've lost.

  Marjorie : Can we see it?

  Bonnie : It's a mind list, but I will read it to you. Father, dead, mother, abandoned me, then later died, Christy, moved away, Alvin, left me, came back, we finally rekindled, and he died.

  Marjorie : Okay, did you also make a list of all the things you love that you still have?

  Bonnie : Yeah, this sandwich and a bunch of nagging friends.

  [takes a bite] 

  Bonnie : Love you!

• Bonnie : [out of breath after rearranging all the furniture]  I *had* a plan... but now I don't remember what it was.

• Bonnie : Gus, what're you doing with daddy's hat? Is this like you guys and earthquakes?

• Bonnie : [to the women]  Bad news, everyone, Adam's gonna die.

• Bonnie : What're you doing here?

  Alvin : I'm sitting at your kitchen table... in your living room, so I'm guessing that you're worried.

• Bonnie : Gus? Gus!

  [jumps over the couch to go outside, hears Gus barking] 

  Bonnie : It's coming from inside the house!

  [trips over the couch on the way in] 

  Bonnie : Ouch! Adam might not be the one dead before this weekend's over.

• Adam : Next time, come skiing with me.

  Bonnie : Are you crazy? I don't know how to ski, I was poor.

  Adam : I'll teach you.