- Cotterpin Doozer: Um... uh... I guess you'll only go where you're sure your uncle has gone before, huh?
- Gobo Fraggle: [gasps] What?
- Cotterpin Doozer: I guess, if, eh, your uncle hasn't been there, then you don't know how to get there.
- Gobo Fraggle: Why, why... that's not true! I, I...
- Cotterpin Doozer: Mr. Been-This-Way-Before-Gobo-Second-Time-Around-Fraggle.
- Gobo Fraggle: I can find any place I want to!
- Cotterpin Doozer: [yawning] If your uncle has been there before...
- Crusty Doozer: You heard me, riding beast!
- Gobo Fraggle: I'm not a riding beast.
- Crusty Doozer: I'm putting you in prison. You shoud've stuck to grazing moss.
- Gobo Fraggle: Oh, yeah? And how does a little Doozer like you propose to get a big Fraggle like me into prison, eh?
- Crusty Doozer: With a little spear covered with the sap of a big itching plant. Now, march!
- Gobo Fraggle: Yeah, I-I'm marching. I'm marching!
- Crusty Doozer: March, beast!
- Architect Doozer: Frankly, as an architect, I think I have topped myself with this tower. It's big, it's bold, it's beautiful, it's...
- Cotterpin Doozer: Boring. Basically, boring.
- Doc: I can see the ad campaing now: End those lonely mornings with a cereal both you and your dog can chew on.