The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) Poster

Dave Bautista: Drax

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  • Mantis : We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.

    Drax : We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon!

    Mantis : I just said that, Drax!

    Drax : But your voice is small and mousey, I think maybe he didn't hear you.

  • Drax : [being shot by the police]  Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.

  • Drax : Tell us, what was it like when had to save a small town by dancing like an idiot?

    Kevin Bacon : Oh. Well, that wasn't me. That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose.

    Mantis : What? What about when you fought and defeated the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods?

    Drax : Yeah.

    Kevin Bacon : Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. And he actually didn't kill Jason. He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. Yeah.

    Mantis : [realizing]  He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone.

    Drax : But actors are repugnant.

    Mantis : I know. They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else.

    Kevin Bacon : No. Acting is a wonderful profession. I mean, you don't get to live just one life, you get to live so many lives...

    Drax : We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor!

    Mantis : This is the worst day of my life!

    Drax : We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.

  • Drax : Wait

    Mantis : What?

    Drax : I left my little funny man back in the house.

    Mantis : What?

    Drax : I wanna go back and get him.

    Mantis : But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away.

    Drax : But you still have your swirly red and white curly man.

    Mantis : How can you possibly think this is a man?

    Drax : What is it?

    Mantis : I don't know. A shape?

    Drax : Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't?

    Mantis : Because I was responsible and held on to it. Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas? Or do you want a little funny man?

    Drax : [thinking]  A little funny man.

    Mantis : NO!

  • Mantis : Maybe because I'm his sister, I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas. He's so sad about Gamora being gone. Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, it would make him happy.

    Drax : Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts except you at them all.

    Mantis : Get over the zarg-nuts!

    Drax : What kind of present?

    Mantis : Something special he will never forget.

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