- Mike Traceur: [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold.
- K.I.T.T.: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state.
- Mike Traceur: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001?
- K.I.T.T.: I find that movie extremely confusing.
- Mike Traceur: You know what confuses me?
- K.I.T.T.: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you.
- Mike Traceur: Oh, snap.
- K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael. Snap.
- Billy Morgan: How ya doing, Maddie?
- Maddie Johnson: Well, I'm sitting inside a talking car that's driving itself to the hospital with a wounded police officer, and my mom's been kidnapped. How do you think I'm doing?
- Billy Morgan: Ok, too precocious for me.
- Zoe Chae: You have a problem with dealing with any member of the opposite sex, don't you?
- Billy Morgan: Pretty much, yeah.
- Sarah Graiman: I see you've already met Kitt.
- Maddie Johnson: Yeah, he's pretty cool.
- Sarah Graiman: And he's also a secret. Can you keep a secret?
- Zoe Chae: Of course she can keep a secret. She's a girl.
- Billy Morgan: Please.