Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Fungus Amongus (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck

Quotes 

• Morgana MacCawber : Good evening. I'm Morgana MacCawber, president of MacCawber Mushrooms. Nice to meet you, Mister...

  Darkwing Duck : [stuttering]  Darkwing Duck at your service.

  Morgana MacCawber : What an unusual name, but then you appear to be very unusual. I like that.

• Darkwing Duck : You've got more fungus on your little finger than most people have in their whole heads! You must know all there is to know about mushrooms.

  Morgana MacCawber : [laughs]  Thank you, Dark. Perhaps we can get together again sometime. I could share facts about spores and slime molds.

  Darkwing Duck : I-I'd like that... sort of.

• Morgana MacCawber : We were having an emergency board meeting to discuss the pizza topping crime wave.

  Darkwing Duck : Uh, pizza toppings?

  [suspicious] 

  Darkwing Duck : You knew that?

  Morgana MacCawber : [nervously]  Well I, uh... deduced it.

  Darkwing Duck : [romantically fooled]  She deduced it, my kind of woman...

• Morgana MacCawber : I enjoy the night. That sun is so harsh on my skin.

  Darkwing Duck : I'm sort of a creature of the night myself.

• Darkwing Duck : [about Morgana's house]  Intriguing architecture. I must get the name of the designer so I can hurt him!

• [Darkwing and Launchpad patrol the city via the Thunderquack] 

  Darkwing Duck : [referring to Morgana]  I know she's crazy about me too. I mean, you saw the way she looked at me last night, huh?

  Launchpad McQuack : [annoyed]  Heh, kinda like a snake looks at its dinner.

  Darkwing Duck : Yeah right, see? The poor kid's lovestruck.

  [Launchpad does a barrel roll] 

  Darkwing Duck : [getting dizzy]  Launchpad, what are you doing?

  Launchpad McQuack : Getting your attention! You're a hero, not a Romeo. What about the case? How'd your creepy girlfriend know where I was?

  Darkwing Duck : Morgana is not cree-

  [realizes something] 

  Darkwing Duck : Wait a minute. How did she know?

  Launchpad McQuack : [notices something]  Here's something - it looks like some kinda accident.

• Launchpad McQuack : Uh, how's about we call it a night, D.W.?

  Darkwing Duck : Sorry pal, but I couldn't get to sleep without cracking this case.

  Launchpad McQuack : Sleep? After this case, I'm never going to sleep! I'm not even turning out the lights!

• Darkwing Duck : We'll stake out the vegetables and catch that condiment creep in the act! You take peppers, I'll take mushrooms. It's time to divide and conquer!

  [the Ratcatcher and its side car separate and go in opposite directions] 

  Launchpad McQuack : [chuckles]  If I stopped for a pizza now, he'd never know.

  Darkwing Duck : [calling off-screen]  Don't bet on it!

  Launchpad McQuack : [disappointed]  Rats.

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that... flaps... in the night?

  Tall Board Member : This is a closed meeting.