Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Fungus Amongus (1991)

Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack

Quotes 

• [Darkwing and Launchpad patrol the city via the Thunderquack] 

  Darkwing Duck : [referring to Morgana]  I know she's crazy about me too. I mean, you saw the way she looked at me last night, huh?

  Launchpad McQuack : [annoyed]  Heh, kinda like a snake looks at its dinner.

  Darkwing Duck : Yeah right, see? The poor kid's lovestruck.

  [Launchpad does a barrel roll] 

  Darkwing Duck : [getting dizzy]  Launchpad, what are you doing?

  Launchpad McQuack : Getting your attention! You're a hero, not a Romeo. What about the case? How'd your creepy girlfriend know where I was?

  Darkwing Duck : Morgana is not cree-

  [realizes something] 

  Darkwing Duck : Wait a minute. How did she know?

  Launchpad McQuack : [notices something]  Here's something - it looks like some kinda accident.

• Launchpad McQuack : Uh, how's about we call it a night, D.W.?

  Darkwing Duck : Sorry pal, but I couldn't get to sleep without cracking this case.

  Launchpad McQuack : Sleep? After this case, I'm never going to sleep! I'm not even turning out the lights!

• Darkwing Duck : We'll stake out the vegetables and catch that condiment creep in the act! You take peppers, I'll take mushrooms. It's time to divide and conquer!

  [the Ratcatcher and its side car separate and go in opposite directions] 

  Launchpad McQuack : [chuckles]  If I stopped for a pizza now, he'd never know.

  Darkwing Duck : [calling off-screen]  Don't bet on it!

  Launchpad McQuack : [disappointed]  Rats.

• Launchpad McQuack : [sniffing a mushroom and getting excited]  Hey, D.W., this thing smells just like a pizza!

  Tall Board Member : It tastes like it too. The perfect pizza every time, with none of the manufacturing costs.

  Nero : We'll corner the entire pizza industry!

  Tall Board Member : As soon as we get rid of you!