Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

The Merchant of Menace (1991)

Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack

Quotes 

• [opening lines] 

  Drake Mallard : We're so lucky, Launchpad. As world-class crime fighters,

  [They emerge from the garage with some garbage] 

  Drake Mallard : we can escape from the drudgery of the domesticated dwellers that surround us.

  Launchpad McQuack : Well then, how come we have to take out the trash?

  [They set the bags down on the curb] 

  Drake Mallard : A small price to pay for the perfect cover. No one can bother us.

  [Herb's door is slammed shut] 

  Drake Mallard : [annoyed]  Except Herb Muddlefoot. Quick! In here!

  [Drake grabs Launchpad and dives into a hedge between the houses] 

  Drake Mallard : Herb's in his quackerware selling mode. And I can't stand the way he says...

  Herb Muddlefoot : [hugs Drake]  Hey, neighbor!

  Drake Mallard : [sarcastically]  Oh, the joys of adjoining yards.