- Katerina: I bid greeting. My name is Katerina Bartikovsky. In past, I Red Dwarf's science officer. Zdravstvuyte. From now, I am senior officer... no longer hologram Arnold Rimmer, who is bit crap.
- Cat: Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!
- Lister: Find another suit - you're going!
- Cat: Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?
- Lister: How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?
- Lister: When are we going?
- [Lister reveals they will be leaving in two minutes]
- Cat: Two minutes! Two minutes! I need to make myself look sensational! Make it three, and don't wear nothing lilac, or we'll clash!
- Rimmer: [On the trip to the water tank] In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!