The Suite Life on Deck (TV Series)
Mom and Dad on Deck (2009)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
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Quotes
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Kurt : Are you boys... Pardon me! Are you *men* ready for a crazy guys' weekend?
Zack Martin , Cody Martin : Oh, yeah!
Kurt : Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food...
Zack Martin : Mmm!
Kurt : ...hanging out by the pool, scoping out the hot...
Zack Martin , Cody Martin : [On seeing Carey walk in] Mom?
Kurt : Hot moms?
Carey Martin : Surprise!
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Carey Martin : I'm so happy to see my babies.
Zack Martin : Mom, we're men now. We shave.
Cody Martin : Yep. First Monday of every month.
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Kurt : So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up? Huh?
Cody Martin : Yes.
Zack Martin : That'd be great.
Carey Martin : I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.
Kurt , Zack Martin , Cody Martin : No, no.
Cody Martin : Not at all.
Zack Martin : Maybe a little.
Kurt : Totally.
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Carey Martin : [Looking at the bill] An anchor? Zack, how do you break an anchor?
Zack Martin : Why do you always assume it was me?
[Carey looks at Zack suspiciously]
Zack Martin : Okay, it was me.
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Kurt : [Checking out the bill] How do you break a propeller?
Zack Martin : Easy, you drop an anchor on it.
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Zack Martin : [about Carey] If she stays, she'll be pinching our cheek every day in front of girls all over the world.
Cody Martin : They'll be mocking us in 45 different languages!