- Kurt: Are you boys... Pardon me! Are you *men* ready for a crazy guys' weekend?
- Zack Martin, Cody Martin: Oh, yeah!
- Kurt: Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food...
- Zack Martin: Mmm!
- Kurt: ...hanging out by the pool, scoping out the hot...
- Zack Martin, Cody Martin: [On seeing Carey walk in] Mom?
- Kurt: Hot moms?
- Carey Martin: Surprise!
- Carey Martin: I'm so happy to see my babies.
- Zack Martin: Mom, we're men now. We shave.
- Cody Martin: Yep. First Monday of every month.
- Carey Martin: Oh, my back is killing me. Cheap Charlie's started their own airline. They cut fares by eliminating frivolous amenities like seats and bathrooms.
- Kurt: So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up? Huh?
- Cody Martin: Yes.
- Zack Martin: That'd be great.
- Carey Martin: I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.
- Kurt, Zack Martin, Cody Martin: No, no.
- Cody Martin: Not at all.
- Zack Martin: Maybe a little.
- Kurt: Totally.
- Carey Martin: Mr. Moseby, it's so good to see you.
- Mr. Moseby: And here's your bill.
- Carey Martin: I haven't even checked in yet.
- Mr. Moseby: It's for everything the boys have broken since they've been on board.
- Carey Martin: [Looking at the bill] An anchor? Zack, how do you break an anchor?
- Zack Martin: Why do you always assume it was me?
- [Carey looks at Zack suspiciously]
- Zack Martin: Okay, it was me.
- Kurt: [Checking out the bill] How do you break a propeller?
- Zack Martin: Easy, you drop an anchor on it.
- London Tipton: Moseby, it's your birthday? You have a birthday? Since when?
- Mr. Moseby: Pretty much since the day I was born, hence the term 'birthday'.
- London Tipton: Oh, I never put that together.
- Zack Martin: [about Carey] If she stays, she'll be pinching our cheek every day in front of girls all over the world.
- Cody Martin: They'll be mocking us in 45 different languages!
- London Tipton: [to Mr. Moseby] So, how old are you?
- Mr. Moseby: Age is but a number.
- London Tipton: I have a feeling I can't count that high.