True Blood (TV Series)
Shake and Fingerpop (2009)
Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse
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Quotes
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Luke McDonald : [after scaring Jason] How's that lip?
Jason Stackhouse : It's OK. How's your nose?
Luke McDonald : Uh?
[is punched by Jason]
Jason Stackhouse : Vampires are not a joke! There's a war goin' on and you're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light! And there ain't no in between!
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Jason Stackhouse : Evil is makin' the pre-medicated choice to be a dick.
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Jason Stackhouse : I don't know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula.
Luke McDonald : It's in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Jason Stackhouse : So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus *was* the first vampire. I mean, he rose from the dead too. And he told people, "Hey, y'all, drink my blood. It'll give you special powers".
Luke McDonald : Jesus never said that.
Dirk : No, the first vampire was Cain. Being a vampire is the mark of Cain. It's God's punishment for bringing the first evil into the world by killing his brother.
Luke McDonald : The first evil was Eve eating the apple. That's why they call it "Eve-il".
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Luke McDonald : There's one thing you can count on: God will make sure evil gets punished.
Jason Stackhouse : Then explain Europe to me.