Lea Thompson: Laura
Quotes
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Shane : Look, I'm sorry about before. I... I wasn't feeling myself. You... You're really not my type.
Laura : Oh, I'm really not your type, huh? Yeah, you... well, you... could have fooled me.
Shane : No, no, no. That's not what I meant. You're fine. You're just...
Laura : I'm just what?
Shane : Too... momish.
Laura : Amish?
Shane : Momish.
Laura : Mom... Oh, momish! Too "momish." Nice. Nice.
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Laura : Did you hear that, Arthur? She's raised a cat. Maybe she'll teach you how to pee in a box.
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Laura : Okay, Mrs. Metz, your most royal exalted highness, I apologize. I apologize that someone saw fit to put you into a position of authority when your own son obviously has an L.O.D. problem. And I sincerely apologize that my Arthur didn't cause more harm to your little tyrant than to hurt his overpriced designer clothes. AND IF HE EVER BULLIES MY SON AGAIN, I SWEAR I WILL SHOW HIM NO LACK OF DISCIPLINE!
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Laura : Arthur, the Wicked Vice Principal of the West seems to think that you've committed some sort of crime, so could you please set the record straight so she can return to her coffin before the sun rises?
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Laura : [about Arthur] He's been drinking.
Vice-Principal Metz : Drinking?
Laura : Yeah, well, it's fine 'cause I gave it to him.
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Laura : [as Vice Principal Metz searches the garage] No troll, huh? Guess you're gonna have to find your dates on the Internet like the rest of us.
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Laura : I gotta make a phone call, so just flirt amongst yourselves, okay?
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Laura : I AM a mom. I don't have time to walk around in leather pants reading comic books. I have bills to pay and meals to make and a little boy to civilize.
