I Was a 7th Grade Dragon Slayer (2010)

Ryan Bradley Norris: Tim

Quotes 

• Arthur : [pulling potions from his backpack]  What the...? They're all purple!

  Natalie : I mixed in Kool-aid.

  Arthur : No!

  Natalie : I didn't open the black one.

  Tim : You don't just mix Kool-Aid with potions! That's how you tell, like, uh, which one's which!

  Natalie : Ever heard of labels?

• Arthur : We'll split up.

  Tim : Can I go with you?

  Arthur : Yeah, except that will kind of ruin the whole "splitting up" thing.

• Tim : I gotta get home. I'm behind in my science fair project, and I've got a book report due tomorrow, and this is...

  Arthur : Wait-wait-wait. What's the book?

  Tim : Um... Oh, Watership Down.

  Arthur : And how far did you get?

  Tim : There's a rabbit on the cover.

  Arthur : I read that book last year.

  Tim : Yeah?

  Arthur : Yeah. It's about these rabbits. They live in a hotel.

  Tim : You mean it?

  Arthur : Yeah, and they're twins. Their names are Zack and Cody.

• Tim : Whadda you think it is? A werewolf? A vampire? Maybe... maybe a minotaur?

  Natalie : There's no such thing as minotaurs. They're mythological.

  Tim : My myth-take.

• [Shane mentions having vivid dreams of trolls and dragons back when he was in rehab] 

  Tim : Maybe you had ESP.

  Shane : Kid, they didn't have cable.