Law & Order: UK (TV Series)
Love and Loss (2009)
Orla Fitzgerald: Una McGladdery
Quotes
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[Central London Revenue Office, Hammersmith W14, Thursday 19th November]
Una McGladdery : Fantastic. This is the reason I joined. All I want is mountains of paperwork.
Alesha Phillips : So what should we be looking for?
Una McGladdery : You don't "look" for anything. Be the paper, become the numbers. First rule of tax forms? Everybody lies. Second rule of tax forms: everybody gets found out eventually, usually by me.
James Steel : What do you need.
Una McGladdery : [to James Steel] Guns.
Una McGladdery : [to Alesha Phillips] Lots of guns.
[a pause as Alesha's slight smile abruptly fades]
Una McGladdery : Only jokin'. More floor space. Three current businesses, several failed ventures: this guy's been in business since 1994. He started filing his online returns in 2005. I can handle those. Pre-that, it's paper, and you need a lot more floor space.
James Steel : Ah. Consider it done.
Una McGladdery : [hefting two heavy-duty staplers and clicking them as if they're guns, a la Trinity] Let's get to work.