Inspector Lewis (TV Series)
Allegory of Love (2009)
Mike Burnside: Pub Landlord
Quotes
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Professor Rutherford : Can't drink this.
Pub Landlord : You've had a good try.
DS James Hathaway : Pint of best, please.
Professor Rutherford : I wouldn't risk the best if you value your taste buds; it's off.
Pub Landlord : It is not off, sir. It is not off!
Professor Rutherford : It is cloudier than a sad Sunday in Birmingham, and it tastes like a camel's armpit.